School Daze

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her students.

The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Flowers” “That’s right,” the boy said, “But how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild guest,” she said. The next  pupil was the candy shop owner’s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it and said, “I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.” “that’s right, but how do you know?” asked the girl. “oh, just a lucky guess,” said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and licked it. “is it wine?” she asked. “No” the boy replied with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. “Is it champagne?” “No” the boy replied with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, “Ok, I give up, what is it”

                With great happiness, the boy replied, “It’s a puppy!”

Licked   = pass the tongue over the finger to taste food or drink

Liquor   =alcoholic drink

Leaking =the liquid that gets out from a place

Okay, student. Listen to me. I have a good story. The story is about a boy named Michael. He was ten years old. He was not a very good pupil. Why? Because he didn’t like doing his homework. What did he like then? Oh, he liked playing in his leisure time. He liked football very much. Do you know why he didn’t like doing homework? Because he always made a lot of mistakes when he did it.

Well, one day, his mathematics teacher looked at Michael’s homework and found that all his homework was correct. Wow, that’s a good job! Of course students, the teacher was very pleased and surprised. So, he called Michael to his office and said to him, “Michael, you’re got all your homework right this time. You’re doing great. Well done, Michael. Did your father help you?”

“No, sir” Michael said, “Usually my father did it for me. But last night he was very busy. He had a meeting. So, he couldn’t do my homework. Then, I had to do it by myself.”